ANN: Deprecating project! May the best fork win!

[taoeffect]

Per issue #96, since @tjfontaine hasn't responded, and since:

• I do not have the time to maintain this project myself
• And I cannot add new owners to this project (don't have the privs)

I'm declaring this project dead and inviting the community to get behind an actually-maintained fork.

I've updated the README with a link to this thread, and if the community can get itself to rally behind a replacement I will post a link to the new project in the README.

Now... SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!