Bagel Bomber (from the 5^th Dimension)

Usage

Cargo.toml

[dependencies]
 bagel_bomber = { git = "https://github.com/daw-dev/bagel-bomber.git" }

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🛩️🥯Military Grade Bakery & Delivery 🥯🛩️

No matter how hard it gets, we always provide the best freshly baked bagels around.
We source only the best ingredients and explosives, to deliver you the best experience.

To get to the instructions, scroll down.

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Yeast Security Protocol

Every time our drone receives one of your precious packets, we bake it into a bagel:
your u8_s are surrounded by the softest and yummiest yeasted wheat dough,
together with an appropriate amount of C4. 😊

Warning: Gluten-sensitive customers might experience more than discomfort.

Explosive Payload

There is a chance that a bagel will explode, thanks to the C4.
Quality is our utmost priority. Thus, in case something compromises the taste of the
bagel in any way, shape or form (PDR), we make it go BOOM 💥.

Disclaimer: Collateral damage is not our problem. Complaints can be forwarded to the 5^th Dimension via a non-refundable wormhole ticket.

Dimensional Carbs

You will experience the glorious taste of our bagels thanks to a tailored GUI,
that will allow you to visualize the explosions with your own eyes. Hopefully there
were no unarmed civilians near the dropped goods. Truly adding the "pain and suffering"
to x, y, and z. 🏙️

Advanced Feature: Now with HDR rendering for crispier visuals of charred wheat and pixel-perfect smoke trails.

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New! Bagel_Bomber Deluxe Features:

• Stealth Bagels: Equipped with cloaking technology, these bagels can evade radar detection.
  Perfect for those extra covert deliveries that no one needs to know about. (Wink wink.)

• AI-Powered Dough: With advanced neural networks, our bagels are baked with the precision of a thousand Italian nonnas arguing about the perfect rise.

• Customizable Explosions: Choose from a variety of blast styles, including but not limited to:

  • Classic BOOM
  • Confetti Flour Burst™
  • Bagel-Pocalypse

• Bagel-Roulette™: Is it a sesame bagel? A cinnamon-raisin one? Or a high-yield tactical package? Spin the oven and find out!

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A Word From Our CEO:

"When I first thought about combining bread and demolition, everyone called me mad.
But who's laughing now? Certainly not anyone standing too close to the landing zone."
– Professor Yeastopher B. Boomington

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FAQ

Q: Can I request gluten-free bagels?
A: Yes, but they'll still explode.

Q: Why do you mix explosives with bagels?
A: Innovation. You're welcome.

Q: How do you ensure safe deliveries?
A: By staying far, far away from the drop zone.

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🔤➡️😀🎨

🥯💣 (from the 5️⃣🌌)

🛩️🥯💣🥯🛩️

🍞💪⛈️🍩🛠️🔝🌟💣

➡️⬇️

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🍞🔒

🚁✉️➡️🥯
u8_s🍩🌾🍞
C4 😊

⚠️: 🌾😢🔥

💣

💥
🍞👅🚫🔥
(PDR) 💥

🚫: 📝🌀🕳️🎟️

🌌🍩

🍩✨🎨
👀💥👁️
🏙️ "😂"
x, y, z 🏙️

🌟: HDR 🌾🔥✨.

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🆕! 🥯💣 Deluxe:

• 👻🥯: 🕵️‍♂️🔍
  🤐🎯😉

• 🤖🍞: Neural nonnas 🇮🇹🍞

• 🎇:

  • 💥
  • 🎉🍞™
  • 🍩🌋

• 🎰™: 🥯? 🌾-🍩? 💣🎁? 🔄🍞❓

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🗣️:

"🍞💣🥯🛠️😂" – 🥯👨‍🔬

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❓

❓🥯🌾?
✔️💥

❓💣🥯?
💡👍

❓😌?
🚶‍♂️💨